So... here's a weird one. Really weird. This has been on my penguin collectible shelf for a couple of years as I've pondered what the heck I'm supposed to do with it. I finally decided to discover the truth.

The truth of 'what the hell is Penguin Slime?!'.

It's this tiny can. It says Penguin Slime, it is from Ravensden and it is apparently a choking hazard.

Time to unwrap it.

Yep, it's slime alright. And there's a penguin encased within. I have no idea if the slime is supposed to be this thick or if this the result of this can sitting on shelf for several years before opening.

With little excavation, it is a tiny penguin figurine that is now released from its slime prison.

That's was an experience and a half.